• Hit a decent round at Lofthouse today. Just need a bit of putting practice and I may get up there.
    Calco is a different challenge though.
    Can’t wait now.
    See you Wednesday

  • Looking forward to Cleckheaton today with a few of the boys. Final warm up for Hardwick!

  • Sunday 6am and it’s away we go ..358.1 miles ahead to the home of Mr Hardwick for our annual pre calco sleepover. Great news for Flyer fans (that’ll keep a few out late!) …Left behind are my 3, 5 irons My 3 wood, my chippy putter and my main putter!!!! yes replaced by a LADIES putter which has made an unbelievable difference! i now regularly 2 &…[Read more]

  • cr posted an update 10 years, 1 month ago

    Well I’ve just tried my fancy dress outfit on. Think I’m gonna wear it constantly from now till Wednesday, even thinking about playing golf in it on the first day…… Love it.

  • Bet he’s still shite

  • Has anyone else had anywhere near the perfect preparation Hardwick has for this Calco event? Long game lessons, putting lessons, playing 3 times a week, range in between rounds, 18 holes around Wentworth with Glen Hoddell (beat him 3&2), regular sex from Claire to keep him relaxed & to top it all a full body sports massage booked on Tuesday to…[Read more]

    • You forgot the super strength throat lozenges Phil.

    • Very good boys. I hope that Mooositus in your pectoral Phil is healing up nicely!! Micky B I hear every time you get a wedge out you need a lozenger on the end of it ;0). Anyway Phil your write up is not quite right, my massage is booked for Monday, He He.

      • Late fitness test at the range today Steve and get it right it’s a Moob injury…..about 20 years since i had any pecs!

      • Alas what you hear is true pal. At the moment, with a wedge in my hands I can turn any opportunity into the deepest moose shit imaginable.

  • willow valley today not good me… moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose shitting myself

  • 8 Calconians will Be playing Willow Valley this afternoon Ak, Tat, Micky B, Doigy, Lighthouse, Jeff,Gary B, and Myself .. Calco Handicap no gimmies
    Predictions on Golden Goose to Moose ?

  • If anyone needs euros let me know

  • Going to play fresh after a month off from golf (more like I’m too busy trying to get these dogs to win all over the country) ..one go at the range if poss…the Flyer running on Sky in the final next Weds within touching distance.. That could start a great few days …looking forward to seeing everyone..can’t wait!

    • hello BOD i see you cannot update a profile picture 🙂
      win or lose he’s been great fun Mark!
      and he’s top DAWG on social media by a mile…. hence the lad asking me for money back after 2nd place other night when i posted ‘ a steady canter’ 🙂

  • Disappointing that not many Calconians are on here this year!

  • Played 13 holes yesterday and clocked 29 points! INCLUDING 2 birdies and index 1 & 3 giving me my first ever 5 pointers……..Hardwick calls it a mickey mouse course but personally i would like to congratulate myself :-))))))))))

  • Hit a steady 31 points yesterday. Happy enough for now. But could do better.
    Playing Lofthouse on Sunday with the Edmund House Golf Society 😉
    Never played before so should be good practice.

  • I am playing in a pro am am am tomorrow at Howley Hall
    Gary Burrows, The Ram , Myself are all Star Struck to watching and learning from Stevie Hardwick

  • Hello all 🙂 well I have just played at cookridge golf club with Hardwick and bandit burrows !! So all please now sit down and take this in !!
    Choker Hardwick in September ! 42 points !! Yes 42 points he played absolutely superb ! Lister 33 couldn’t live with the x choker bandit burrows 30 he had done a good Calco prep by having a good drink at…[Read more]

    • I recall 40 plus points enroute to the Belfry then FA
      ha don’t rule out the choke factor.

      • 42 pts! Now that is unbelievable Jeff! Its getting to the point where this years competition is Steve’s to lose. My 9 holes Friday was very average and Doigy is now advising me on how to prepare mentally. A carefree attitude apparently. Jeff update…Not bought the clubs & bag for £30 and is going to go with what he has, which I think is no…[Read more]

    • I’ve heard Cookridge is nobbut a piss poor pitch n putt ! You could be Moosin PLB !!

  • cr posted an update 10 years, 2 months ago

    I’m gonna moose

  • Well that was a round of 2 halfs,very shabby front 9’s myself 13pts(48) the ramster 10pts…back 9 21pts(41) the ramster 13pts,to be fair to chris,he was trying out his new grip,now it’s off to get my tux on and head to valley parade to watch my cousin box for charity and get monkeyed,enjoy your Sunday in the sun boys…over and out 🙂

  • Well what a gorgeous Sunday morning,just right for a steady knock with my roomy,the Rammster on his patch up at dewsbury,where it does help if you are half man,half goat…..it’s getting giddy time now 🙂

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